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Old 08-26-2004, 10:59 AM
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A cop drives up to lovers lane and sees a car there. So he walks up to the car, and there's a girl in the back seat knitting and a boy in the front seat reading a book.
The cop asks the boy how old he is and what he's doing. The boy answers, "I'm reading a book and I'm 20."

Then the cop asks what the girl's doing and how old she is. The boy replies, "She's knitting and she'll be 18 in about five minutes."
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Old 08-26-2004, 11:11 AM
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Old 08-26-2004, 11:22 AM
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Old 08-26-2004, 01:55 PM
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That one's actually a true story.
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Old 08-27-2004, 10:11 AM
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Old 08-27-2004, 06:54 PM
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Old 08-27-2004, 10:13 PM
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Old 08-28-2004, 12:01 AM
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LOL thats great brio
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Old 08-28-2004, 03:52 AM
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thats what i call a plane in the works lol
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Old 08-28-2004, 04:25 AM
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Old 08-28-2004, 06:44 AM
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