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Twenty Differences Between Fishing and Sex

#20 - No matter how much beer you've had, you can
still Fish.

#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.

#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional
to Fish with you once in a while.

#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against
Fishing.

#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of
you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them
showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about
people you Fished with long ago.

#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total
stranger.

#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you
don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of
you Fishing together.

#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available,
he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind
if you Fish by yourself.

#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have
to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy
neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at
the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers
to Fish with you without getting sued for ''Fishing
harassment''.

#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you
don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner
for the rest of your life.

#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your
partner loses interest in it.

#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a
vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

#1 - Your Fishing partner will! never say, "Not again?
We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever
think about?!"

[BADDOG]

Lol I like it!!!!

Regards

[Trojan]

I'm Gonna Miss Her

well i love her
And i love to fish
I spend all day out on this lake
And hell is all i catch
Today she met me at the door
Said i would have to choose
If i hit that fishin' hole today
She'd be packin' all her things
And she'd be gone by noon

Well i'm gonna miss her
When i get home
But right now i'm on the lakeshore
And i'm sittin' in the sun
I'm sure it'll hit me
When i walk through that door tonight
That i'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie here, i've gotta bite

Now there's a chance that if i hurry
I could beg her to stay
But that water's right
And the weather's perfect
No tellin' what i might catch today

Well i'm gonna miss her
When i get home
But right now i'm on the lakeshore
And i'm sittin' in the sun
I'm sure it'll hit me
When i walk through that door tonight
That i'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie here, i've gotta bite

lol

[Lucky]

LOL!

[Rampage.]

lol nice

[Jeff]

lol cool.

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awesome song troj..did you write that?

[Trojan]

Nope, It's a Brad Paisley song. It's hillarious!

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that is hilarious!

[Grenademan]

lol