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This just in to our newsroom ....
The Energizer Bunny has been arrested and charged with battery! We now return to scheduled programing.
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Thanks Redrum.
Daves' quote of the Day. "If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? "
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LOL Dave.
______ Ramirez! Dis-arm that nuke with those toe-nail clippers! |
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umm No comment.
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Ramirez, keep those guard dogs busy for us, will ya!
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Quote:
"S**t Happens"
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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Ramirez! make a radio out of that TV and call an air strike on those targets!
LOL anyone who hasn't played COD MW2 probably doesn't get these jokes. |
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I have played it, but not in a while, lol.
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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well, put simply, ol' Ramirez is always the poor basterd who has to do all the imposable tasks. LOL Ramirez, Take that bird with you, you'll need it! |
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Oh, yeah, lol.
On the other hand, when my dad gets drunk, he makes some memorable quotes, such as: "The way I see it, America's laws don't make sense, you can join the military at the age of 18, butcan't drink alcohol legally until you are 21. If you are man enough to lay your life down for your country, you should be able to have a god damned beer!" And Clerk (after my dad brings two 30 packs up to the counter for my uncle): "OK, what's your birthday?" My dad: "2/45/70" The funny part, the clerk didn't catch it, lmao!
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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Ramirez!..... I'm out of Toilet paper!
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Someone, quickly hide the new Readers Digest magazine !
Daves' Quote of the day : "A day without sunshine is like night"
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^lol
RAMIREZ! SET UP A DEDICATED SERVER!! |
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Skinny,
We need to Play COD2:MW online again sometime. LOL , man I need your help !!!
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Ramirez! Go tip over that bull!
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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lol redrum. Ramirez! Go sort those POW's by alphabetical order of their first, middle and last name...... all 30 of them..... you have 5 minutes...... |
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Daves' Quote of the day :
"You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours." ~ Yogi Berra
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