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shoulda lit a row of fire crackers with a good fuse on it. then sneak back out.
when they go off, your sis would have prolly put the P(ee) in pants and the dogs will be goin wild. then a few minute later you walk in, "I'm home!". no one will ever know. Last edited by skinny killer; 07-06-2010 at 04:39 PM. |
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lol
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haha, she was too engrosed in her game when i came back downstairs and said "im home" directly into her ear....bitch, always gotta ruin my fun!
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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Lol
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mhm
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then what?
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yup
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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and then what?????
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My Turn
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then what?
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kill yourself because you can't handle having a life
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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Daves' tip for the day:
"Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.~Author unknown"
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^lol
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Daves tip of the day:
"No one is listening ... until you fart." ~Author Unknown
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Ramirez, Blow up that tank with that toothpick.
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hey dave, those seem like quotes, how about "dave's quotes of the day"
a few of mine: whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch - author unknown and friendship is like pissing oyurself, everybody can see it, but only you feel the warmth that it brings - author unknown
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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Ramirez, run into that field and take out all 50 snipers.
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