1 sentance per post guys!

[Grenademan]

so then our evac transport suddenly erupted into flames. We all leaped out and pulled the chutes and drifted slowly to the alien surface below...

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

Everyone exept front-liner's chutes are ripped to coleslaw* salad with alienic laser flak guns.

*Did I spell that right?

[Sen]

(Yes you spelled it right.)

Using the gunblade as a makeshift airboard, i guide myself directly above a lake, and dive through the water, resurfacing to see the spectral Squirm-boy once again.

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

Then *Seraph*'s eyeballs simply pop out of their sockets and eaten by fishes and lost forever.

[Chrispy]

Then we fell unconscious and woke up on Everon followed by David Armstrong growing a black goatee, James Gastovski with an MP5 shoved up his asscrack, Robert Hammer getting blacker by the day, and Sam Nicholls with a hole in his pants between his legs with a white thing with hairs sticking out.



Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

Then it starts raining carrots, and everyone*, including those poor little white-hair-sticking-out turds listed above, get stabbed to pieces.

*Exept Chris_OJB_DF645, who managed to regain his conciousness and get inside a bunker, where he is currently making love to a watermelon.

[Sen]

Now wearing shades over my eye sockets, even more power emanates all over my body, making a simple punch to squirmitz's face equivalent to an atomic bomb's force, then pulling out the crazed Chris out of the bunker into the evac wreck, temporarily safe.

[Chrispy]

We then continued to laugh at the four mischevious men.

Then a gay fella parachutes outta nowhere shagging a tree and staring at Sam Nicholl's white thingy and then constantly asking for some marijuana, answering why he was shagging the tree in the first place.



Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

Then Chris drinks a bottle of really strong whiskey and does what the gay guy is doing.

[Grenademan]

and after a long explanation of what was going on over a plate of biscuits, the wierd fella runs off into the Everon wilderness and is eaten by wild deer. We then quickly raise an army and start rampaging across the island, taking towns and slaughtering the respwaning enemy. I bags Montignac! No, Saint Pierre!

[Sen]

I slap front-liner with the butt of my sword handle and scream "WTH IS GOING ON HERE?!"

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

*Seraph* gets raped by a necrophilic watermelon.

[Grenademan]

i shoot the watermelon and scream into the wind "SHUT THE HELL UP SQUIRMITZ!" for no apparent reason. Then i ask Chris to explain what is happening to seraph.

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

Then *Seraph* says, "What the? Squirm-boy just posted that reply less than a minute ago, how the fart did Front-liner reply so fast?!"

[Grenademan]

and then i said "because i can" and exploded suddenly.

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

Then front-liner's left eyeball hits Chris with such great force that he also explodes, and I'm gonna turn off this dogdamn computer cause i gotta go to sleep.

[Grenademan]

And then i was reincarnated as a tank and started ploughing down trees left and right and then i ran over Squirmitz's old house. Of course then i didnt know it was his cos he didnt exist.

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

Then Front-liner realizes that he posted more than one sentence in the post above, so he goes nuts and he takes off his clothes and screams, "PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCHHEE EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!"

[Chrispy]

I wanted to bags Saint Pierre! So I lived there with front-liner with 25 bitch-ass shiny M181 Abrams and some other stuff here and there!

I told front-liner that *Seraph* is having a ''Squirm-in-gitis'' and then we hid in an Abrams and I went to hide in there as gunner and closed all the doors.

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Grenademan]

and then we waited till dark and sat around the camp fire telling lame stories.