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A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy 'If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50 but if I cannot I will pay you $50.'The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
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he wrote "your exact weight" on a piece of paper
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#5203
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i have to agree with sharp. maybe he got his exact weight by guessing
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nuts, I'll bet you googled it you lil' cheeter.
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#5205
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i dont cheat and i dont think that sharp does either. do ya sharp?
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You cheater
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Hey thats no fun. and if you've heard the joke b4, just say you know the answer, I wanna see who can guess it. |
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well i dont like people cheating if i found a joke on the web either.
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i sworry
if a rooster lays an egg on a barn roof, which side does it roll off?
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#5211
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A rooster doesnt lay eggs
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ive heard that one before sorry sharp
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LOL!!
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires the second is full of assassins with loaded guns and the third is full of lions that haven"t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? And no funny buisness ShArP! |
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well, usually lions that havent eaten in 3 years are dead, so i would go with room 3
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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lucky guess...........
Now, While on my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks wives How many were going to St. Ives? |
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one, yourself, u didnt say they were going to st ives
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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well whipper snappers.................
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wat? lol
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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lol
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