1 sentance per post guys!

[Sen]

And amid the silence and the machine noise, front-liner farts.

[Grenademan]

"Pwwwoar! That STINKS!" I complained, forcing everyone to flee the area.

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

As Chris_OJB_DF645 and *Seraph* struggle to regain their senses after getting a taste of front-liner's fart, a wad of genetically-engineered hashish falls into Mstenger404's open, drooling mouth, bringing him a sense of sublime squirmistic superiority without noticing the AI Fuerzas Especiales snipers aiming their PSG-1's at him.

[Chrispy]

We went to the NovaLogic company and hustled them for some money even though Bill Gates was still jealous of our profits.

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Sen]

A cat lands on Chris's hair.

[Chrispy]

Then squirrel sacks fall on *Seraph*'s head.

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Sen]

We were all laughing in the leisure room, having a good time, until an MP falls from the ceiling, with a dagger inscripted, "To front-liner: G-MAN IS BAAACK!"

[Grenademan]

"CURSE YOU G-MAN!" I scream before running out of the room yelling and screaming and swinging my arms all over the place.

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

Then G-man comes out of the shadows and stabs Front-liner with a carrot.

[Grenademan]

and then i take it out of me and stab it back.

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

G-man dodges the carrot and makes a second hole into front-liner' heart with a Mung-Bean.

[Grenademan]

but g-man misses and falls off a cliff and impales himself on the jagged edges at the bottom. Then i laugh and take a screenshot.

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

As he takes a screenshot, Front-liner is so excited that he falls off the cliff with poor g-man, then he deploys a parachute, but the dying g-man pulls out a luger and shoots a hole into front-liner's chute, so front-liner gets impaled in the jagged edges of the bottom, too.

[Grenademan]

but with the help of my go-back-in-time-a-few-seconds device, i activate it before the point when the impaled g-man shoots the chute. I whip out a translocator and shoot the disc up onto the cliff above and teleport myself to its location. Safe and sound. Then i run back and join the others who were holding back a horde of giant spiders.

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

Front-liner gets eaten by a giant spiderrr.

[Grenademan]

no i didnt i cunningly somersaulted over it and hid in the anti spider bunker. I then manned the heavy machinegun and slaughtered everything in my sight, including a ghostly form of Squirmitz.

[Chrispy]

Me eats mung beans yum yum!

--

Then we evaced out of the area dropping a STENGER NAPALM 32110 GTQ.

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Grenademan]

the burning napalm set Mstenger's ass on fire

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

The burning Mstenger screams and runs and jumps around, setting Chris_OJB_DF645 and Front-liners asses on fire.

burn, baby, burn! what a rush!

[Sen]

Stabbing a bloody carrot into what seemed to be a spectral version of Squirmitz, the fire dies down, revealing the fact that it was all a hallucination.