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no way i farted the hookworm came out of me! then bleeded Chris to death after then puked out the others out. only after it bleeded Chris to death
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And then the giant worm disintagrated into nothingness, dragging along squirmitz after his slightly disturbing comeback.
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but squirmitz never existed in the first place so it was just there imagination
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Then I blew up the worm while I was in it's stomach (hence Men In Black where Tommy was in the roachie), I had slime all over myself. I got my (which Mstenger404 nicely gave to me for Christmas) a STENGER ULTRA-6000 GTX-SE MINIGUN-10000PS (10000PS= 10,000 bullets per second) and tore Chief ADFP to pieces (since he ordered the worm to eat me), then I used the new STENGER gun, the: STENGER XB-123000 RAILGUN 100PS and ripped Chief ADFP to shreds and then we chucked the ashes in the Black Sea...
Then we used the STENGER IRON-CURTAIN 5600 GTX to seal off the place where the ashes of Chief ADFP's body was so if he regenerates he can't get out. Then we used the STENGER ULTRA-VANISHER 9600-BK REPETITIVE to keep on vanishing the air around Chief ADFP's ashes so if they come back alive they'll be vanished again (inside the Iron Curtain of course). Then we all said ''what a bloody day!'' Oh, and if Chief replies, just carry on acting like he was never there... Chris_OJB_DF645 --
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and for chris being a loyal customer to my shop, i gave him a Stenger feulrod cannon x1900xtx and batteries for it, which doesnt fire in an arch so it could go farther.
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I said ''thanks mate''. And killed random players on the other team. I've gotta say far out that gun was too good for me! I gave Stenger $5640.50 in return even if the gun was for free!
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even if the gun costed $689,329,873,457.37
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Then I gave Mstenger $400,777,666,444,333,444,765,322,265,544,444,445,5 55,666,777,888,999,000,000,000,000,000,333,222,111 ,111,222,333,444,555,666,777,888,999,000 dollars and he was too happy.
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that i bought a computer that made me go negative that much
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$100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 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00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100 ,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1 00,100,100,100
dollars was donated to Mstenger404 and he got a heart attack. When he woke up, he went for a shower... in money. Had a computer made out of... money. Everything he did was all money related... Chris_OJB_DF645 --
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When Squirmitz ceased to exist, he was sent to heaven, but God sent him back, because the world needs him, so he goes down and lines Mstenger404, Front-Liner, *Seraph*, nova-dude, and Chris_OJB_DF645 up, then he slaps them in the cheeks 'till they puke their insides out.
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I also gave novadude, front-liner, and others as much money as what Mstenger404 got, I gave as much to myself as well. Then we all got (thanks to Marksmanship Day) the new STENGER WHIP-ASSER 4500 FX-400 PREMIUM and drove around in them all day!
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Squirmitz, sitting on top of a crane, chewing on a wad of hashish, and laughing at everyone's infidelity, says to himself, "Shoudn't that be STENGER ARSE-WHIPPER?"
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After NOT feeling our cheeks being slapped, we went off to take over the galaxy with the new gear Chris had purchased from Mstenger's shop. (btw, didnt we like blow the world up sometime in the first part of this messed up story )
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i went about my business of strangling random people with my money, i bout about fifty of those new nvidea video cards that cost more than a car
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We all bowed down to Stenger.
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then i gave one to chris
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Then front-liner and novadude were bowed down to. We went to a strip-club and had butterbeers, beer, other drinks, and KFC (which we bought earlier).
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We do not yet know the whereabouts of our hero, Squirmitz, and a big fat Mexicanish Mustachio enters the Chris_OJB_DF645 club, and while everyone is puking from the thick green smoke of his cigar, he kicks Mstenger404, *Seraph*, Chris_OJB_DF645, Front-liner and nova-dude's (!)s so hard that they are sent to another plane of existence.
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considering that we're still in the strip club loaded with hot chix begging for us, and the fact that my shin doesnt hurt at all, i shot myself in the foot
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