1 sentance per post guys!

[--BulletMagnet--]

so i kill squirmitz

[Mstenger404]

then i drop a supply drop on his dead body

[Chrispy]

The only way Mr. Squirmitz can post in this thread is if he plays ''another character'' or narrates the story in third-person.

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Grenademan]

and after that front-Liner, Mstenger404, Chris_OJB_DF645, and *Seraph* respawned.

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

While Front-Liner, Mstenger404, *Seraph* and Chris_OJB_DF645 are inside a bunker and eating cold rations, Squirmitz eats another glob of hashish and says, "Stupid Six One, This is Squirmy Toes, We have a target, standing by for air support.," over his walkie-talkie, and a lizard the size of an M1A2 Abrams tank and a squadron of AH-64D Apaches fire AGM-12 Hellfire missiles on Front-Liner, Mstenger404, *Seraph* and Chris_OJB_DF645's bunker, turning them into kraut pie.

[Mstenger404]

then we respawn and rush squrmitz in his sleep and rape him with knifes until his body parts alone resemble a mass murder scene.

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

Then Squirmitz re-spawns and starts singing and chanting and speaking in tongues and clinking wooden sticks together, making Mstenger404, Chris_OJB_D645, Front-liner, and *Seraph*'s eyeballs disappear and making them spin around in circles and chant.

[Chrispy]

So then we burnt ~Sgt.Squirmitz~'s body parts, etc. and then mashed the ashes up with an ULTRA-CRUNCHER 9000 X-600 which turned the ashes so small you couldn't see them... then we dumped them in the Black Sea.

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Grenademan]

theres nothing wrong with cold rations. I love them! mmmmm

Then we set fir eto the black sea and placed a huge boulder over it so that squirmitz's soul couldnt escape and respawn.

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

But, with the help of some hippie turd, Squirmitz's soul manages to escape from the black sea, then it possesses Front-liner, making him involuntarily pop his eyeballs out of their sockets and make them roll on the ground, rip his ears off, and dance in front of mstenger.

[Mstenger404]

i kill frontliner to save his soul and find a gun used by the ghost busters and suck up squirmit'z soul

[Grenademan]

then squirmitz's soul was sent into the abyss. Then i respawned.

[Chrispy]

Then we all pooed on ~Sgt.Squirmitz~'s soul and then put it in an ''unbreakable'' little box no bigger than a box a matches and then put it back in the abyss. We were a bit concerned about the box so we sent an atom bomb to hit the box... and... the box didn't even have a scratch apparently...

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Sen]

The supply drops stop, and as soon as i finished chasing my eyeballs, some curious-looking dots pierce the sky with a familiar "teeeeeeeeaow" sound; "Them's r nukies!" a player shouts, and suddenly, everyone is on a mad dash to the bunkers.

[Mstenger404]

i pull out a .22 pistol and fire aimlessly and the nuke detonates in the sky leaving all of its toxic ash to fall to the Earth.

[--BulletMagnet--]

so evveryone gets umbrellas

[Mstenger404]

and goes off to the mindless killing

[--BulletMagnet--]

but it was novadudes birthday so we stopped for cake and ice cream

[Mstenger404]

and then the killing, my present for novadude was a hacked at4 that fired at a fully-automatic rate.

[Chrispy]

My present for novadude was a Mitchy Cricket (as seen on Men In Black ), so small yet so bloody powerful!

Chris_OJB_DF645 --