1 sentance per post guys!

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

The great Squirmitz casually pulls out a deformed .50 caliber bullet from his left nostril and, while a bunch of bearded men with skirts play fiddles and trumpets in the background, he recites the following rhyme:

Sweesh veraam poorwah swark veem vee
Pooshwam pwoosh swing proosh prad nee;
Vreeg swoosh wash fricka bum singh pee
Sweeng prish swash poum poum poum pssh shee.

Which, when translated from Turdish, means:

This little ping of mine
Is mighty fine,
But when the noobs come,
I leave my turd and wheat.


If you don't unduhstahnd this piece of wizduhm, You are an idiotic, moronical, crapperfarting, punkey piece of turd pie. And that, my dear dude, means that yo have to get yoself enlightened.

[Grenademan]

and while the 'great' squirmitz tells nearby peoples of his riddles and then explaining it to them, the battle ended and everyone went home for tea.

[Mstenger404]

then when tea time was over we switched to battlefield 2.

so like... there i was with a sniper that actually killed ppl

and held back an infantry assault while armor flanked them around the border. (BTW im on the US side) we're playing with 3 sides all on the same map with just as many ppl that we were playin with in JO on a very Similar map.

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

Squirmitz spawns on the MEC side as a medic and defibrillates mstenger's sorry arse until his hairy little toes are squirmin' like theyv'e never squirmed before, while front- liner, who is in a very bad mood since he found piece of cum in the tea he drank,gets on a Mi-28 havok and starts team-killing mstenger's poor little friends.

[Hellfighter]

i was in the act to eat a hotdog in a roll, but the darn thing bite me before i had a chance to take a bite out of it.

freaking rats get into everything

[Mstenger404]

i spawn again and become the commander and kill squirmitz and arty his spawn and send a squad to rape it

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

Our hero Squirmitz comes in a Rigid Hull Inflatable Boat (RHIB) and bunch of saltwater crocodiles and, in an act of mercy, road-kills mstenger, who had apparently fallen off the U.S.S Essex and accidentally swallowed a hamsterhead shark, and was deseperately screaming for a life-guard.

[Mstenger404]

then i spawned and dropped a supply drop on squirmitz's head and when he spawned I dropped another one on his head.

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

In an attempt to evade the rain of supply drops, Squirmitz dives inside a dumpster, where he pulls a radio from his shortey short shorts and says in Arabic, "Ratty Six, this is squirmy toes, we've encountered heavier resistance than expected, and we need air support!", and, seconds later, while Squirmitz is enjoying a bag of Doritos, the USS essex is bombarded by a squadron of Mig-29s and SU-34s, and mstenger and his friends are thrown into the sea, giving the saltwater crocs a hearty meal.

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

[Mstenger404]

then i spawned again and dropped an artillary on the trash can, ordered squads allover the general area, and dropped another supply drop on squirmit'z head when he spawned

[Grenademan]

and after killing 1 team mascot by accident, front-liner turns around the helo and flies out to see, drops an inflatable boat near the adrift team and heads back to land, bombarding every square inch of the area with every armament on his vehicle, eventually wiping squirmitz from teh face of the game...

[Mstenger404]

then squirmitz respawned and i dropped another supply drop on him

[Chrispy]

~Sgt. Squirmitz~ got a sysdump.txt again and when he joined back in for the second time, Chris comes out of the bushes MATRIX STYLES! The whole game paused (I wasn't cheating!) while the spectator camera rotated around me like the Matrix; while the game paused, I got all my teammates like
Mstenger404, novadude, etc. and hid them in an ''atomic-proof'' bunker, then I ran in and then...
the game continued! And Mstenger404, novadude, etc. were like WTF? WTF am I? Chris radioed in an atomic bomb and it blew ~Sgt.Squirmitz~'s ass and his $2 walkie-talkie...

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

After re-spawning a couple of times, Squirmitz locks himself inside a public toilet and wonders why someone should get a sys-dump on bf2.(I only get 'em on JO and BHD.)

[Mstenger404]

I look deeper into it and find a crack in the programing, a hacker! but who?

then i drop a supply drop on the porta potty squirmitz is using and it crushes him

[Grenademan]

and we all cheer victoriously, i abandon the helo and parachute to the ground before everyone goes home for breakfast

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

As front-liner and mstenger eat cold MREs for breakfast, Squirmitz locks himself inside his M998 High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle (In other words, a simple Humvee.) and turns on the air-con, while chewing on a wad of hashish the size of a basketball and getting ready to make some hairy little toes squirm like hell.

[Mstenger404]

before i opened my meal, i simply put it in the chemical heater and poured water in it to heat it up, then started eating it.

[Grenademan]

after looking at the cold food, i put it away and made myself some weetbix and then went off to play...erm...pinball! Yeah thats it