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me and my fruitcake go behind a tree away from the action and i become one with the fruitcake
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then when i was done with it i took the plate and threw it like a frisbee and it went through the hole and chopped of 84590845908 guy's heads
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and then predator bounded out from a nearby tree, blasting the fake disc into oblivion before shreaking loudly, vanishing into his stealth thing and then silently killing off the seemingly relentless horde of people
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but then i killed him
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Gordon Freeman appears out of nowhere and starts crowbaring many random players, while mstenger takes a whiz.
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novadude gets disgusted as seraph peeks at mstenger peeing
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i aim at seraph for looking and he gets wetted all over, then i leave to aid Gordan with the crowbaring frenzy, got bored and took a gravity gun and threw a tank at another tank and they exploded.
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#188
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A huge shadow falls on the area, a massive atomic warhead is seen right above.
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#189
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we all started throwing empty glue bottles at it
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#190
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i take the gravity gun and fling it into the red base
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#191
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but it was out of batteries
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The gravity gun causes a chain reaction, before poor novadude could run to the bunkers.
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and then a headcrab tries to infect me, jumping on my head so i beat it off with a strange weapon of doom. Then, i threw the strange weapon of doom at the warhead and it sprung off of its steel hull, leaving a tiny dent in it. But as the warhead screamed down to teh ground, we all came to realise that it was merely a dud...
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#194
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"flip the crap to do massive damage"
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After the fake bomb fell to the ground, a storm of acorns and more gay sysops fell on the map.
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our team of 5 ran for shelter in a well crafted bunker made out of wood planks and watched everything poon everyone else, some made it to shelter while others didnt and died and respawned and died and respawned while snipers in other bunkers sniped out ppl in other bunkers
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Two miles away, The great Squirmitz, wearing nothing but a pair of miserable shortey short shorts, sits his 300-pound arse on a metal barrel, looks on the scope of his Barret M-82, and turns mstenger404's pretty face into a shapeless bloody red pulp with a single .50 caliber bullet.
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A poorly rendered fleet of bombers commanded by an angry, faceless mstenger unleash hell on Squirmitz, dropping massive bags of combined bird poop and radioactive explosives.
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And that thing, that terribblous terribblelosity, that moronical moronicality, oh, that abdominable abdomination that had once been your mother-in-law, goes inside the bunker and bites what is left of poor mstenger between the legs, and alas, we do yet know the fate of our hero Squirmitz.
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A knife simply falls on squirmitz's head.
That is HIS destiny.
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