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Old 08-01-2003, 02:28 PM
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BlackBelt (drunk) hehe

BlackBelt stumbles through the front door of a bar completely drunk. He walks up to Sir (bartender) and asks for a drink. Sir kindly tells Blackbelt he can't give him a drink because he is already drunk. Angry Blackbelt stumbles back out the front door. About five minutes later Blackbelt stumbles through the side door of the bar. He asks the Sir for a drink and once again the Sir tells Blackbelt no because he is already drunk. Blackbelt stumbles back through the side door. A few minutes later Blackbelt stumbles through the bars back door. Blackbelt then walks up to the bar, looks at the sir for a moment then says "Damn man how many bars do you work at
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Old 08-03-2003, 08:45 PM
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Old 08-03-2003, 09:55 PM
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didn't u tell that joke somewhere else?
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Old 08-03-2003, 11:30 PM
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dunno did i?
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Old 08-04-2003, 12:49 AM
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LOL
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Old 08-04-2003, 05:25 AM
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LOL good 1!
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Old 08-04-2003, 08:45 AM
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Sir walks into an outback pub with a cockatoo on his shoulder, blackbelt the bartender says "Where did you get him?" the cockatoo replies "There's a whole truckload of em in the carpark"

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Old 08-04-2003, 11:58 AM
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LMAO
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Old 08-04-2003, 11:58 AM
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any spots open yet black lol
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