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Mature: The bear
A city boy decides to take up hunting so he buys a rifle, stocks up on supplies,
and rents a hunting lodge for the week. His first day he's up before dawn, eager to begin this new past time. Shortly he spies a bear sunning himself, rolling around in a patch of dirt. He takes aim and fires. He runs up to the spot....but no bear! He feels a tap on his shoulder and turns to find the bear standing there. The bear throws him to the ground, rips off his pants, and has his way with him After a couple of days to recuperate this would be hunter swears he's going to kill that bear so he again gears up and heads into the woods. He spies the bears, aims, and fires He runs up to the spot.....but no bear! Again he feels a tap on his shoulder, turning, it's the bear The bear again throws him to the ground, rips off his pants and has his way with him Two more days of recuperation, and determined he is not going to let that bear live, he heads back into the woods He again spies the bear, and taking careful aim, fires. He runs up to the spot, but again....NO BEAR! He feels a tap on his shoulder and turns to again find the bear standing there. The bear shaking his head asks "You didn't come here to hunt did you?" |
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heheheheheheheheheeehehhehhehehehe....
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