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turtle
Q. why did the chicken cross the road?
A. to get to the other side. now try this; Q. why did the turtle cross the road? A. to get to the SHELL station. told to me by my 5 year old daughter. |
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Here's one from my childhood
Q. Why didn't the skeleton jump over the cliff? A. Because he didn't have the guts. |
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What Happens when u cross 2 Elephants and a fish
Swimming Trunks |
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Q: what happen when have an artiest painter and house painter work together!
A: big time paint war due to the artiest like to take their time be creative about doing the painting! but the house painter like to do the painting fast get it over with!
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the painter went to the john and when he got back there was a cartoon on his freshly painted wall...hehehehe...
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