Mature: " Tarzan "

[bigsmellyfart]

Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 25 years with only
suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa
in search of this legendary figure. One day, deep in the jungle, she came
to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting himself into a
jungle oak. She watched in awe for awhile. Finally, overcome by this
display of animal passion, Jane came out in to the open and offered
herself to him. As she reclined on the wild grass, Tarzan became aroused.
He quickly ran over and kicked her in the crotch really hard. In pain, she
screamed, "What the Hell did you do that for?"
Tarzan replied, "Tarzan always check for squirrels first."

[Hellfighter]

omfg
your soo great lmfao

[bigsmellyfart]

believe it or not this wuz goin around in jr. high and for me that wuz 1970/71
still funny as hell though

[Hellfighter]

yup back in 1976 san jose, i was in the 9th grade high school
Jr high was around for me 1974/75 for me
may have heard joke liners as will, but i don't think heard that one

most of the jokes were like teacher type joke lines for me in my hey days

me i was better at sci/ classes (Mr Washington) then English classes i piss off the English teacher (ms miller) when she seen my report paperwork on subject in sci/ class she was shock the paper work was AA+ all done and up to her standers, but when it came to the English subject for her class i always got a F+ drove her nuts lmfao

deep down i love to drive English teacher nuts i think

[bigsmellyfart]

well Here's another: there were these 3 i mean 2 traveling salesmen
travling the sweedish alps.. it was getting dark and they needed aplace to stay for the
night and thwy saw a small farm house knocked on the door and the farmer said
well the only room i have is my daughters bedroom even though she's 18 you better not
mess with her or i'll get my shotgun out..they aggreed and next morning the farmer burst
into the door with his shot and lined them up on the porch and said..." i am going to give
you guys a chance here if you are honest with me..and says to the first salesman did you
mess with my daughter? he said yes sir i could not resist your daughterd beauty..ok ill give
you to the count of 5 to get over that mountian
after which ill shoot you if you aint over the top..so he counts to 5 andshoots the
first salesman...and he ask the second sales man "did you mess with my daughter
and he replyed sir i have to be honest i also could not resist your daughters beauty
the farmer counts 1,2 and quick as a wink the salesman was over the mountain...
that afternoon the farmer sitting in his rocking chair on the porch hears an echo...
of a yodel ..." Got ur ole lady tooo..."

[Hellfighter]

yup like that

yea but wouldn't be better at the ending like

*the farmer scratching his head thinking what old lady?

there farm animal on the farm like chicken, dogs, cats, horse, pigs and granny 80+.....ie

i would leave it blank let the people read it and think about what it could be lol

people be thinking what other things were in his daughters bedroom