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[Hellfighter]

You might have to think twice about this one.


A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.


'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her.

'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.

'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?'


'No, silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, & then I thought, 'I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants! I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'


'So then?' asked the doctor.

'Then I put the gun in my mouth, & I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'


'So then?'


'Then I put the gun to my ear, & I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise.

So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.