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Mature: Zebra
A zebra died and went to the pearly gates off Heaven. When he got
there, he asks St. Peter at the gates if he was white with black stripes, or black with white stripes. Peter says, "You know what, I don't really know, go ask God, he will know. He's right over there." So the zebra goes and waits in line for a few hours, and when he finally gets to God, the zebra asks, "Am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?" God says, "You are what you are." Disappointed, the zebra goes back to St. Peter. Peter says, "OK, I'm curious, what did he say?" The zebra says, "He said 'you are what you are,' but that doesn't make any damned sense!" St. Peter tells him, "Oh yes it does, you are white with black stripes." The zebra asks, "How do you know?" Then St. Peter says, "If you were black with white stripes, God woulda said, 'you is what you is.' "
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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lol
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hahaha
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lol
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lol
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