The Hypnotist

[bigsmellyfart]

HYPNOTIST AT THE SENIOR CENTER

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center .

Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I
intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
Antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this
antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for
six generations"

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch. . ."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the
swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers
and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"SHiiT!" said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center .
Claude was never invited back to entertain.



:trink :

[ShArP]

lol

that is funny

[RedrumSalad]

lmao