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Old 06-04-2006, 02:44 AM
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Biggrin A Woman's Poem


He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the **** out of him...

Like his MOMMA used to do.
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Old 06-04-2006, 06:43 AM
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lol!
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Old 06-04-2006, 09:41 AM
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Old 06-04-2006, 12:31 PM
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lmao nice one

a note:
his mother most likely use a horse wipe (bore-wipe) on him, smacked the **** out of him most likely don't do it for him ether.
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