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lol...
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's gone, the husband whispers frantically to his wife: "listen sweetheart, this guy looks like a convict, just look at his clothes! He looks like he has spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he was kissing your neck, so "if he wants sex, don't resist, just do whatever he tells you. Make him think you are enjoying it even though you aren't. This guy looks very dangerous and if he gets angry, he might try to kill us. So be strong, honey and just remember I love you no matter what." After a moment the wife responds: "he wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, and remember I love you too...
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04-21-2005, 06:24 PM
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