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Old 04-19-2005, 11:19 AM
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I wanna get weighed

The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she seemed rather bored.

"What would you like to do next?" he asked.

"I wanna get weighed," she said. So the young man took her over to the weight guesser. "One-twelve," said the man at the scale, and he was absolutely right. Next they rode the roller coaster. After that, he bought her some popcorn and cotton candy, then he asked what else she would like to do.

"I wanna get weighed," she said. I really latched onto a square one tonight, thought the young man, and using the excuse he had developed a headache, he took the girl home.

The girl's mother was surprised to see her home so early, and asked, "What's wrong, dear, didn't you have a nice time tonight?"

"Wousy," said the girl.
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Old 04-19-2005, 12:43 PM
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LMAO good one bro!!!!

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Old 04-19-2005, 07:04 PM
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Old 04-19-2005, 08:14 PM
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another good one and kepe em coming!
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Old 04-19-2005, 08:25 PM
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dont get it :\
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