Bar jargon translator

[Dr. Bullet]

1. "You get this round and the next round is on me."
I'll be leaving before the next round.

2. "I'll get this round and the next one is on you."
Happy hour is about to end. Beers are now a dollar, but by the next round they'll be $3.50.

3. "Hey, where is that friend of yours?"
I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position.

4. "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel?"
(female) I'm easy.

5. "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel?"
(male) I'm gay.

6. "Ever try a body shot?"
(male to female) I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you.

7. "Ever try a body shot?"
(female to male) If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on the ride home.

8. "I don't feel well, let's go home."
(female) You are paying more attention to your friends than me.

9. I don't feel well, let's go home."
(male) I'm horny.

10. "Who's got the next round?"
I haven't bought a round in almost three years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.

[Trojan]

I drink Zinfandel and not gay, lol.

I've got some chilling actually along with a six pack of Hard Apple Cider for later today and tonight... .-troj

[BADDOG]

Very good Dr Bullet I will try a few of those excuses next time it's my round lol!!!!

Regards

[Dr. Bullet]

There's a difference Troj...when you're at home, Zinfandel is fine. But at the bar? No...

[atholon]

That last one is good

[Mauser 98K]

what is zinfandel lol

[Dr. Bullet]

Dry red wine

[Trojan]

Originally posted by Dr. Bullet
There's a difference Troj...when you're at home, Zinfandel is fine. But at the bar? No...

LMAO! I forgot about this thread. Sorry Dr.B. You wont catch me at a bar with a glass of wine of anykind unless I'm with a woman friend that doesn't want to taste beer on my tongue, heh... .-troj

[Dr. Bullet]

Do they even serve wine at bars where you're at? I'd be too embarrassed to ask for one Really, I don't like bars...drink a sip at the restaurant occasionally, but I'd rather be at home.

[Trojan]

Yea, they serve wine everywhere here.

I hear ya, it's just not a manly thing to do around here, lmao.

[atholon]

Isn't wine stronger than beer?

I wouldn't know...never wanted to taste something that smells like pee.