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Old 04-06-2005, 12:51 AM
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Football terms that sound dirty...

...but aren't


20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
17. It's a game of inches.
16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
14. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
13. He found his tight end.
12. End around.
11. He had to stretch to get it in.
10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
9. He blows them off (at the line).
8. He bangs it in.
7. He could go all the way.
6. He gets it off just in time.
5. He goes deep.
4. He found a hole and slid through it.
3. He pounds it in.
2. He beats them off (the line)
1. He's got great hands.
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Old 04-06-2005, 01:28 AM
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Old 04-06-2005, 03:57 AM
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Lol lol lol Very funny Dr Bullet!!!!

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Old 04-08-2005, 11:48 PM
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Old 04-13-2005, 11:15 AM
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