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Old 01-17-2005, 01:26 PM
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How to impress the other sex

How To Impress A Woman
Compliment her,
Cuddle her,
Kiss her,
Caress her,
Love her,
Stroke her,
Tease her,
Comfort her,
Protect her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Spend money on her,
Wine & dine her,
Buy things for her,
Listen to her,
Care for her,
Stand by her,
Support her,
Go to the ends of the Earth for her....

How To Impress A Man

Show up naked,
Bring beer.


Homos need not apply, no matter how much booze you bring
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Old 01-18-2005, 02:14 AM
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lmao haha
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Old 01-18-2005, 06:00 AM
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LMAO very funny!!!!


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