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Old 06-10-2004, 06:47 AM
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Biggrin Little Johnny

One day a teacher was teaching her class how to use proper words in a sentence. "Todays word is fascinate" says the Teacher. "Can anyone use that in a sentence?" Little Suzy raised her hand and said "Me and my Daddy went to the Zoo and it was fascinating!"
"That is good Suzy, but use the word fascinate" replied the Teacher.
Little Bobby stood up and said "I saw a live baseball game and was fascinated by it!"
Again the Teacher stated "That is good too, but I want you to use the word fascinate."
Little Johnny thinks for a while and then stands up "For christmas, my sister got a sweater with ten buttons on it, but her boobs are so big, she could only fasten eight!"
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