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Name 10 things can turn you off on a date
Name 10 things that turn you off on a date:
1.) the other party start telling you of their religion. (has happen to me) 2.) Female have a butch haircut. (has happen to me) 3.) start flashing her dress up to the world to see whats under it. 4.) having dye-hair color other then nature hair color. (Girl had purple color hair on a blind date) 5.) Female Hairy body: to much is a bad thing, a girl had a mustache and hair under her arms 3inch long. a bet to much for me. 6.) Female weight lefter look more like a man then a girl. 7.) Kissing a animal in the mouth "french kissing". had a women do that with her dog (made me sick). i walkout on her right then and there. 8.) Female acting more smarter then the other party is. big turn off no one is smarter then other reason the other party may know some thing they did not know at all. it life history and more. 9.) Female saying: your species are all like ref; Mens/female a separate race out of the human race. 10.) talking crap and not carring what other may not like to hear it. Crap/dirty-talk/sex crap/work what gone on at work/talk about other people in a bad way.
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interesting list there chief
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What happened to 7.
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sorry
here: 7.) Kissing a animal in the mouth "french kissing". had a women do that with her dog (made me sick). i walkout on her right then and there.
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NASTY! Bink she's gone.
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lol
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ok you all how about your dates tell use what bad things happen. at lease 1-10 things that happen that was really bad.
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well...truthfully nothing that can compare to those..lol
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I never been on a date...
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most of my were blind dates.
I even had 3 of them were some ones wife at the time did not know later a 3rd party told me, yep no ring on drop them dead as yesterday news paper. have to say 2 of them wifes were hot to go at it all the way, can't say i did or not. but end up leaveing them be no then to do with them told them when they are free we talk.
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That is sad, honestly if I did know they were married I'd be like C YAH. I don't see what is up with affairs, if someone is cheating on their husband with you, what make you think they won't cheat on you? Not to mention if they had a family how bad that would screw it up.
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i only gone out 2 or 3 times with them and there was no ties to them at all, i hangout at a pub (night club) and they walk in some times. after a time i stop going to it got boring no then new in it gone to other new ground to check out.
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only 14 , dont need stress lol
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11) Seeing your wife walk into the restraunt
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To: Aseroth
you talking about me and a future wife of my that you seen going into a restaurant? boy you really know what is happing around the world lol never been marry did come close 2x in my life, first one i goof-up on and the 2nd one die's off on me. to: atholon i do have my own rules; i go on a date 1.) they have to be single 2.) can not be marry at all to any one. 3.) they have no ties as in engage to any one or planes on getting marry to another. 4.) don't have many lovers as in a lot of them. must be free from any that there maybe. 5.) can't be to easy to pick up on. thats asking for trouble. 6.) live a clean good life not being a drug user at all. doc give you a drugs its ok. its the other thing outside that area is not cool. 7.) sexy looking is a plus, i am sorry any Lady's over 280lbs is out. its not going to happen. 8.) don't care about the time spent on the date as in it was a waste of time, i am gone not going to waste time with some one who knows it all. there no fun in that. there more thing maybe 4more. ok in my book if the women have children's it cool with me limit to 4 no more can't handle it over that, tins to loose it. on a note: If they have any burns or they are handycap in anyway shape or form it not a biggy. i can handle that. been out on many date with blind and handycap wheel chair people they are people and what happen to them is sad in a way. but i remember it could have been me and not them, we don't pick what happens to us into tomorror land it can turn bad for us all so don't limit them it could have been you and me a like. and don't look down on them they have feeling too.
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no m8. I was talking in general. I think it would be quite a turn off if I (you or anyone for that matter)was out on a date and then I saw my(their) wife walking into the restraunt (not that I would cheat on my missus you understand) I believe that would be quite a turn off
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was joking with you, you did not catch onto the furture wife meaning into tomorror land.
its ok
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i like married women. but i also dont like relationships.
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chief u dated some bitches!
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na i only date sluts, not one of them are bitches at all. eheheh
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