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Mature: young lady hates Weddings
When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grand-motherly types used to come up to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, 'YOU'RE NEXT.' They stopped that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Lol!!!!!
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lol
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watch them when they make supper up! could be your last one! my aunt use to bug me when i was going on a date (more like fate) so would she sneak and watch me make a move on the girl, she like 61yrs now and i almost in my 50s. last time i taken a girl to a club (stripper club she work there) my aunt follow in to the stripper club next she know she's on the floor and all the guys yelling take it off!! i told the manager there was a new girl coming in to try out and she was in a blue dinner dress. will she stop following me for some time. think she love to see me get marry to some one soon. i never been marry lucky me i love being the black sheep of the family its more fun
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lol
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haha thats got to be a good memory
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that is kind of sad cheif. thats really sad. first your aunt follows you everywhere, then you HAVEN"T BEEN MARRIED AT ALL??????????????????????????? THAT"S IMPOSSIBLE CHEIF!!!
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haha funny stuff, i like it..
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heard it before
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havent heard of it till now
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sorry to me the cons out weigh the pros tobe marry life to some one! seen to many breaks up for the lames reason! btw: had my self fix long all go can't have any kids at all. i like kids, but i don't need any of my own!
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ok then chief if you dont want kids thats fine, but i want kids when im old enough.
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That is your choice. His choices are his. Nothing about the choices he makes in life should be considered "sad" unless he, himself, thinks that they are. If he doesn't want kids, he doesn't want kids.
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