The American Tourist

[bigsmellyfart]

There was this American Tourist traveling in Europe and during
his visite to Italy he had to visite the public facilities.he goes in
and there's this Italian standing next to him also doing his buisness.
the italian looks at the American and says " European"
the American says " no i am an American "
agaian the Italian Says " European..! "
the American again says " No I said i am an American..! "
the Italian say's "no no no ..European on my shoe..! "