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Old 04-28-2004, 09:48 AM
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Name 10 things can turn you off on a date

Name 10 things that turn you off on a date:
1.) the other party start telling you of their religion.
(has happen to me)

2.) Female have a butch haircut.
(has happen to me)

3.) start flashing her dress up to the world to see whats under it.

4.) having dye-hair color other then nature hair color.
(Girl had purple color hair on a blind date)

5.) Female Hairy body: to much is a bad thing, a girl had a mustache and hair under her arms 3inch long. a bet to much for me.

6.) Female weight lefter look more like a man then a girl.

7.) Kissing a animal in the mouth "french kissing".
had a women do that with her dog (made me sick). i walkout on her right then and there.

8.) Female acting more smarter then the other party is. big turn off no one is smarter then other reason the other party may know some thing they did not know at all. it life history and more.

9.) Female saying: your species are all like ref; Mens/female a separate race out of the human race.

10.) talking crap and not carring what other may not like to hear it. Crap/dirty-talk/sex crap/work what gone on at work/talk about other people in a bad way.
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