Mermite's Christmas in New York

[MERMITE]

Yeah you heard right, this is a test to see if those customs guys broke my laptop, nah seem's ok...even the best plans get stuffed, cab or limo? for a party of 12, so we go 3 cabs, by pure luck one outo reach the hotel, it's been 10 years since I was last here, and about that long since I seen that white stuff, jeesus I hate that Snow.

I flick to the NY times, oh so thats why everyone is so glum?
New York in Last Place in Happiness Rating
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/22/ny...c.html?_r=1&hp

Grrrr it must be 2 degrees C, I'm trying to figure out how much to tip the driver then the valet then the bell hop then the room service, do they take plastic or Auzzie money???
I need sleep, we all need sleep, I wanting to knock back a bit of the duty free without the Mrs catching me, already she's on the cell phone to Aus,
Now I'm trying to think how much is this trip gonna cost I knew it would
already the Mrs has a list as long as a dunny roll and growing.

oKok HOW MUCH DO YOU TIP THESE GUYS, ten years ago it was 20-25% of the bill, some say 33% some don't at all, I DON'T WANT TOO, but SHE will, just to break my shiny red balls....I'll let you know once Iv'e had a sleep

"M"