It's a small world!

[BADDOG]

Hi All!

What I am about to tell you may seem strange but I can assure you, is absolutley true!

I was at our local shopping centre, in a game shop naturally, when I spotted a lovey blond girl aged about 20. She was looking at a Delta Force game and being a chatty type I casually remarked, "that's a good game", she smiled at me and said, "yes I know I play on it regularly". I said "What's your game name" She replied "Bitch killer" Now I thought I'd seen that name on my server and said so, she then said, "What's your game name then?" I told her BADDOG. She literally let out a kind of whoop and said "I know you I've been on your server and had a good laff"! Now this girl is very pretty and I mean VERY PRETTY! I did not realise that my wife was watching from outside the store until I felt a cold wind down my spine lol lol. Married men every where will know what I mean lol! At this precise moment her boy friend turned up and he was built like the Terminator and had that look in his eyes, if you know what I mean lol! Fortunately at 47 years of age with 3 grown up kids and a daughter of 12 he didn't see me as a potential threat lol!

The moral of this story is simple, don't approach beautiful young blondes in game stores especially when accompanied by your wife and she is with her giant boyfriend lol lol!

It just goes to show what a small world it is we live in, by the way, her name is Jackie and she is 21 years old, blue eyes, legs that had no end and body a man would kill for, not that I took that much notice to be honest lol lol lol lol!

It's a true story guys and oh how I wished I was 21 again lol, only joking as I do really love my wife and if she can put up with me on my PC playing on Delta Force all hours of the night and day she must love me too!


BADDOG

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