Mature: The Convention

[bigsmellyfart]

A man boarded an airplane and
took his seat.As he settled in, he glanced up
and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she
was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took
the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,
'Business trip or pleasure?'
She turned, smiled and said,
'Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention
in Boston
He swallowed hard. Here was the most g orgeous woman he
had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a
meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to
maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
'What's your business role at this convention?

'Lecturer,' she responded. 'I use
information that I have learned from my personal
experiences to debunk some of
the popular myths about sexuality.

'Really?' he said. 'And what kind
of myths are there?'
'Well,' she explained, 'one popular
myth is that African-American men are the most
well-endowed of all men, when
in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most
likely to possess that trait.'

'Another popular myth is that
Frenchmen are the best lovers,
when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also
discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern
Redneck.'

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
blushed. 'I'm sorry,' she said, 'I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with
you. I don't even know your name.
'
Tonto,' the man said, 'Tonto Goldstein', but all my friends call me
"Bubba".