Amazingly simple home remedies

[Hellfighter]

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

• Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone > else to hold them while you chop.
• Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using > the sink.

• For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for > a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to > use a timer.

• A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you > from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze > button.

• If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll > be afraid to cough.

• You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't > move and should, use the WD -40. If it shouldn't move and does, use > the duct tape.

• Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

• If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.