The Balloon

[bigsmellyfart]

A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking
it all around the house with his finger.

His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to
break something, but the boy continues.

'Johnny!' Mom screams. 'Knock it off!.' You're going
to break something.
He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the
shopping center.

Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his
mom has left for the store.



He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where
he leaves it.


Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets
the urge, a diarrhea run.


She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and
SPLASH, out it comes.

When she's finished, she looks down and can't
believe what she's seeing.


She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She
calls her doctor.


The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her
he'll be over shortly to examine everything.

When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and
he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing.


Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see
what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and
poop is everywhere.


On him, the walls, etc.

' Doctor! Doctor ! Are you all right?' she asks.


He says, 'I've been in this business for over 30
years, and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart!'