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Old 06-28-2008, 12:30 PM
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Wink Raiding a Bank

A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun.

He shouts "this is a raid – everyone get on the floor!!", and proceeds
to empty the cash drawers.

As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off
his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head and
shouts.. "Did
anybody else here see my face?".

The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and
goes over and shoots him in the head also.

"Did anybody else see my face?" he shouts again, waving his gun around
There is silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard from a
distant corner..


"I think my mother-in-law caught a glimpse...."


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