woman describes her ladies night out

[bigsmellyfart]

Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us so she pulled out
a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend
licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20
bill.She called the guy back , licks the $20 bill, and
sticks it to his other butt cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us,my
third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over,
and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things
are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of
his butt cheeks again.


Seeing the way things are going, the guy races
over to me!
Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and
the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain
was churning as I reached for my wallet.


What else could I do?



The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack
of his butt,Grabbed the eighty bucks,and left!!!!



SURE AM GLAD I HAD MY ATM CARD WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!