What Does This Mean?

[mrg]

!!!WARNING!!! EXPLITIC CONTENT READER DISGRESSION IS ADVISED!

A Boy Aged 5 Walks Up to His Mum and Says "Mum, What Does P3n15 and Vag1n4 mean?
The Mum Is Shocked and Doesnt Want to Say so she makes up a Cover Story "Erm...... They Mean Hats And Coats Honey"

Later He Goes Upstairs To The Bathroom And His Dad is Shaving, But The Dad cuts himself and shouts "Sh*t"
The Boy Hears and Asks "Dad What Does Sh*t Mean?"
The Dad Is Shocked and Doesnt Want to Say so she makes up a Cover Story"Erm.... it Means Shaving Foam"

The Boy Goes Downstairs and See's His Mum Cutting The Turkey For a Party They Are Holding, His Mum Cuts Her hand and She Cries "F*CK!"
The Boy Hears And Asks "Mum What Does F*ck Mean?"
The Mum Is Shocked and Doesnt Want to Say so she makes up a Cover Story "Erm..... It Means To Cut The Turkey"


Later The Guests Arrive And The Boy Answers The Door And Says The Following:
(I AGAIN EXPRESS WARNING,THOOSE WHO FOUND THE PREVIOUS OFFENCIVE DONT READ ON!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!) " Hello Ladies And Gentlemen Leave Your P3n15'ses And V4g1a's Here, Dads Upstairs Wiping The Sh*t Off His Face and Mum's In The Kitchen F***ing The Turkey!"


Lol if this Breaks The Rules Of The Mature Jokes Borad then i am sorry and will remove the Post after being Notifyied.