Pet Fish

[bigsmellyfart]

An Upper Michigan man was stopped by a game warden in the UP recently
with two ice chests full of live fish in water, leaving a river well
known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those
fish?'

'Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish.'

'Pet fish?'

'Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim'
round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice

chest and I take 'em home.'

'That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!'

The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, " It's the
truth. I'll show you. It really works. "

'Okay, I've GOT to see this!'

The man poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. After
several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, 'Well?'

'Well, what?' said the man.
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'When are you going to call them back?'

'Call who back?'

'The FISH!'

'What fish?'