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10. Did you make a Google Bomb? Whatever I search for, it's you I find.

9. Do you work for a TelCom? Because I bet you'd be good at pulling cable.

8. I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.

7. Would you like to play Scrabble with me? I am tired of playing with myself.

6. You compute me.

5. Girl, I wish I was your differential, because then I'd be touching all your curves.

4. But enough about me, let's talk about mu.

3. Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.

2. You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.

1. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!