Toilet cleaner

[Pony]

HOW TO THOROUGHLY CLEAN THE TOILET

1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both
lids up.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him toward the
bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will
self-agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from
the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)

4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a "power-wash"
and "rinse.")

5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there are no
people between the toilet and the outside door.)

6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
lids.

7. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will
dry himself off. Both the commode and the cat will now be
sparkling clean!


Sincerely,
The dog