Moving To Texas

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Chuck was sitting in an airplane
when another fellow took a seat beside him.

The new guy was an absolute wreck...pale, hands shaking, biting his nails, and moaning in fear.


"Hey pal, what's the matter?" Chuck asked.

"Oh man... I've been transferred to Texas. There're crazy people in Texas.


They have shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, high crime rate..."

"Hold on" Chuck interrupted, "I've lived in Texas all my life,
and it's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go
to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a good
school, and it's as safe as anywhere in the world."

The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said,

"Oh thank you. I've been worried to death,
but if you live there and say
it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"


"Me?" said Chuck, "I'm a tail gunner on a bread truck in Laredo."