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Old 12-04-2005, 01:50 AM
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Subject: Churches In Las Vegas


This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in or around Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches there than casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the collection basket is passed.
Since they get chips from so many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings. The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan Monastery where they are sorted by casino and then taken to their casinos of origin and cashed out.


This is done by the chip monks.
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