10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend

[Trojan]

10. Come on, who's gonna find out? (lmao, that's a party pooper)

9. I promise you wont choke. (rofl, ah to be 15 again)

8. Can I get you in the pooper? (Who's gonna find out? hahaha)

7. Trust me, I'm a professional. (um, how many girls have you been with before me? dread it, heh)

6. Well, your sister likes it like that. (omg, *spewed beer*. There's a Red House over yonder.)

5. Wow look at the ass on her! (Make sure she's a fat ass, lmfao.)

4. Now why cant your boobs be that big? (just say because I wouldn't like'm that big, save face, heh.)

3. I gotta poop. (lmao, I've done it. Never really thought about it before. Maybe I am kinda nasty)

2. Oh you forgot to shave today too? (Head for the Mountains of Bush, lol.)

1. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago. (Trojan rulz, )