[Mature]

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there are three three tourists, a french, a dutch and an italian, who are the only survivors of a shipwreck, and they swim on a desert island.
after seeking for food for three days, they realize there is no commestible fruits, nor animals on the island, so the french says "Well guys, there's no food, the only way to survive is that everyday one of us cuts away a part of his own body and share it with the others for dinner, i'll begin cutting away my left index", and so he does, and the three eat each a part of the finger.
the next day, the dutch cuts away his left index, and they eat it, the third day is the italian turn, but he seems insicure, he was a famous mandolin player, and don't want to cut one of his fingers, so he drops his pants, holds his dick and watches it, then the dutch, with an huge smile on his face says:"Wrustels today???"
and the italian answers "Nope!! Yogurt!!"