the bus

[bigsmellyfart]

A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, and with them are their
nine children.

. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they
find it overloaded, and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit in
the bus.

The husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while the husband
gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it
on
the sidewalk and says to him: "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the
end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!

The blind man replies: "If you would've put a rubber on the end of YOUR
stick, we'd be riding the bus now, so shut the hell up!"