script of a puppet mock campaign

[Nev]

found this on gamedev.net:


Allow me to present the script of a puppet mock campaign...

Bush: Iraq is a threat! Let's attack!
Kerry: I guess they are a threat, okay, let's go in with the UN.
Inspectors: Iraq isn't a threat.
Kerry: Well I guess we won't attack then...
Bush: *launches missiles, sends in troops*
Kerry: WTF! They didn't have shit!
Bush: WMD!
Inspectors: um, no.
Energy department: um, no.
Bush: WMD!
Soldiers: Well, no WMD here, but there are a lot of people pissed at us.
Bush: EVIL DICTATOR! TERRORISTS! 9-11!
9-11 Commission: Iraq had nothing to do with 9-11.
Bush: EVIL DICTATOR! TERRORISTS!
Intelligence: Um, Saddam had no terrorist connections.
Bush: EVIL DICTATOR!
Common sense: What about Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, North Korea, Iran, S-
Bush: EVIL DICTATOR! WORLD SAFER!
Kerry: Hmm, I'll run for president.
Bush: Kerry is a FLIPFLOPPER! He supported war, now opposes!
Kerry: No, I'm not. I've been clear. You went in without the UN, and without reason, and you've alientated our allies.
Bush: Too long, didn't read. FLIPFLOPPER!
Kerry@debate: *explains position*
Bush@debate: Er... uh... You... um.. flip flopped.
Public: oh hey, he didn't flip flop.
Paul Bremer: Hey we should have gone in with more troops.
Report: Iraq had no WMD since 1991.
Bush: FLIPFLOPPER!