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Mature: 70 ways to keep a woman happy
There are 70 ways to keep a woman happy:
One is to take her shopping. The rest is 69.
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lmao
i was expecting a long list of pointless things, but this is gold, lol
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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Epic Fail
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PLEASE dont use "Epic fail" in the same sentence noname you havent earned it.
Thank you have a good night
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No
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sam you get older you will know then 69yrs lol
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Quote:
hehehehehehehehehe....thats a good one... besure to have her take her teeth out and place them in the water glass on the nightstand... heheheheeheh....
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search "69" on ur computer
lol, i might get banned for this, but idk, please don't, as it is not a link
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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oohhhh now i get it
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lol
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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It's a position... that's allll I'm gonna say.
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