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Old 07-05-2007, 04:41 PM
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lol, what is wrong with these people.

DID YOU KNOW JOGGING IS SELF-CENTERED?

The French are upset. I mean, it doesn't take much to upset a Frenchmen, but now they have their britches in a wad because ... their president likes to jog.

Isn't that terrible of the President? How dare he show physical exertion in public? It's blasphemy!

Apparently jogging, according to French society, is "un-French, right-wing and even a ploy to brainwash his citizens." Wow ... maybe I should have run the Peachtree Road Race – Think of how many people I could have brainwashed with my salivating "right-wing," "un-French" pace down Peachtree!

The French are suspicious that jogging is for self-centered individualists such as the Americans who popularized it. Did you get that folks? Now, if you want to throw on your jogging shoes, not only are you more American than ever, but you are also self-centered!

How can a country be so completely screwed up? Is it any wonder that the Germans go right through these people like brown sauce through a goose any time they get the urge to do so?

Now let me explain this to you. This is French logic, at its best. Actually, we are going to let Alain Finkelkraut 'splain it to you. She is a philosopher – similar to a talk-radio host ... wouldn't you say? Well Alain says, "Western civilization, in its best sense, was born with the promenade. Walking is a sensitive, spiritual act. Jogging is management of the body. The jogger says I am in control. It has nothing to do with meditation."

And there you have it. Your body is not yours to control, got it? Yeah, try telling me that when I have a bowel movement I need to control ... is that un-French too?

Jogging .... Just too "individualistic" for the French candy-asses.
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Old 07-05-2007, 06:22 PM
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tell you truth i don't care if he jug in the nude, big deal

now tell me were the 8 nuke that the OLD USSR had that are now lost from their stock. they are on the black market waiting for a buyer that i like to hear. some crappy old president like to stay in shape big freaking deal the frogys has always scream about dummie things
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