Q & A

[DevilDog#1]

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia..... why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?



4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:- Is the "Double Dribble" dish good??

Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.



5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...

Stupid Question:- Johnny, Barb, you've become so big.

Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:- I s the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.



7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. And you thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.



8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......



9.At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?

Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.



10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.

Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

[atholon]

haha I like the last one.