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Two women meet & start talking
Two women meet in the shopping aisle and start talking. One of them is about to get married and tells this to the other woman. The other woman says, "Well, i've been married 3 times!! But, they all died." The first woman says, "Oh! How did your first husband die?"
"He ate poisoned mushrooms." "Oh, that's terrible! What about your second husband?" "He ate poisoned mushrooms and died, too." "Oh, to lose two husbands in the same unfortunate manner, that's absolutely horrid! I'm almost afraid to ask what happened to your third husband??" "He died of a broken neck." The first woman is releived that something different happened to the third husband and asks about how he broke his neck. The second woman replies, "Well... *sigh* he wouldn't eat the mushrooms" |
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lol...thats funny as He*l
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Lol another good 1 secret!!!!!
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ha thats awsome!
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hehe, i got that one...
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dang he did not take the easyway out. lmfao gj
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haha lmao nj there secret
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awww man that joke is over 30 years old and was the other way round...
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LOL good one.
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lol...funny
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lol
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lmfao
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joy
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lol
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